Thank you TEACHER !!!

A wise friend once said that LAUGHTER is the soul's medicine.

It makes you appreciate your teachers more than ever and make you wonder were you ever like this back in the day?

Day1
TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America .
      MARIA:  Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
     CLASS:  Maria.


Day 2
TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
        JOHN:  You told me to do it without using tables.


Day 3
TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'.

    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Day 4

TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

 DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:   What are you talking about?

 DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Day 5

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

   WINNIE:    Me!

Day 6 

TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
       GLEN:  Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


Day 7
TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    MILLIE:      I  is...
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
    MILLIE:     All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


Day 8
TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.      Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
      LOUIS:      Because George still had the axe in his hand... 


Day 9
TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
     SIMON:    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


Day 10
TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
   CLYDE :     No, sir. It's the same dog. 


Day 11
TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  HAROLD:    A teacher